Creative Writing and Drama Workshops!

Get in touch today to book your author visit!

http://www.ninnylizard.com/visits.htm 

Amazon Sale! Noah Ramsbottom and the Treasure of Skull Island!

Check out the Amazon Sale! Noah Ramsbottom and the Treasure of Skull Island!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Noah-Ramsbottom-Treasure-Skull-Island/dp/1609760778/ref=la_B0032KZQ90_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1451987161&sr=1-1

Happy 2016!

Happy New Year! 

I'm looking forward to a brilliantly exciting 2016 with workshops and events already booked up to next Christmas (I've still got plenty of availability though!).

I want to wish all my readers all over the world a really Happy, peaceful and prosperous 2016!

      

Tremendous Key Stage One Titanic workshops in West Cheshire!

Thank you to the inspirational Miss Hope for inviting me to Westminster Community Primary School in Ellesmere Port to take Titanic workshops with Year 1 and 2 children! I had a fantastic day and the work was amazing! 

Thanks to Mya for making this awesome model of Titanic!

Remembrance Workshops in West Cheshire.

Yesterday Year 5 and 6 pupils at Helsby Hillside Primary School commemorated Remembrance Day with some inspired drama workshops encompassing the First World War and World War Two.

www.poppyshop.org.uk

Brilliant Poet Conrad Burdekin

So pleased to share this brilliantly hilarious poem by Yorkshire based poet Conrad Burdekin from his latest book. 

http://www.conradburdekin.com/

  

Supersonic Gran

 

My gran has got a problem

She only eats three things

Cauliflower, Brussels Sprouts,

And baked beans from a tin

 

My gran is rocket-powered

Her bottom sure is chronic

She flies so fast it’s made the news

My gran is Super – Sonic!

 

She has a bowl of sprouts for lunch

Followed by some beans

Cauliflower spread on toast

You know what all that means!

 

By half past two her tummy’s moaning

After three my gran is groaning

Four o’clock she cannot walk

And then her bum begins to talk

 

My gran is rocket-powered

Her bottom sure is chronic

She flies so fast it’s made the news

My gran is Super – Sonic!

 

Blasting through our kitchen wall

She really is a sight

Whizzing, zooming, bottom-booming

In the dead of night

 

 

 

But best of all on Christmas day

Gran ate a thousand sprouts

She clutched her rear, said: “Sorry, dear!”

And let a huge one out!

 

Loud enough to shake the house

It smashed mum’s favourite vase

As through the roof my grandma shot

And landed up on Mars!

 

My gran is rocket-powered

Her bottom sure is chronic

She flies so fast it’s made the news

My gran is Super – Sonic!

 

P.S. Grandma, if you’re reading this

We’re feeling rather glum

We miss you such a lot, you know,

We even miss your bum!

 

World War One workshops in Cumbria!

Although it was foggy and cold in beautiful Cumbria the World War One workshops with Years 1, 3 & 4 at Richmond Hill Primary School were excellent!

 http://www.richill.cumbria.sch.uk/index.php?page=1&searchView=robert,bullock


 Brilliant writers and amazing imaginations! Thanks for inviting me Jenna!